STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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