belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
this just has baby written all over it
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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