So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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