I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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