so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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