Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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