playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
You made out with two different species that night
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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