he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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