I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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