dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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