i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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