So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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