Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Operation Purity has been aborted
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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