Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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