its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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