So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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