...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
When did we convert life to cartoon?
So much rum. So many feels.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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