If that was your dad, he is hot
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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