Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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