once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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