I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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