Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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