OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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