is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You pole danced in your parka.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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