Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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