did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
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