I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
