Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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