what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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