I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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