this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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