I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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