I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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