We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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