Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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