Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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