Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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