ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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