That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
