Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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