Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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