She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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