Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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