I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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