question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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