it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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