Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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