absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
love makes seman taste better
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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