Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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