He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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