I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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